/Julian

  I make no secret of how I feel about Wikileaker Julian Assange.  I think he is a sad, unscrupulous little cunt.  The very wettest kind of douchebag.  If I prayed, I would pray for him to be extradited to Sweden to have feminists pound on his testicles with hammers for even the slightest offense.  More … More…

Bromance

Douchey bitch-boy behavior exists in many forms.  Some of them smell like Axe body spray, and shotgun Natural Light.  Others are effete faggots.  They have extended conversations about where they fill their growler, or what Judd Apatow is doing next.  They cling to their dude-bros like ants in column, with hardly a thought between them. … More…